the tempest

kraken's daughter

"The prow cleaves the sea as the sword cleaves the sea-fog,
The western wind fills the sail; we will carry you to war!"


My name is Asha Greyjoy, the Princess of Pyke, and Captain of the Black Wind. Don't let the tits fool you. I'll cut you to pieces in three seconds.

{A roleplay blog of Asha Greyjoy. In the group - GAMEOFTHRONESRP.}


victarionspenis:

The deed was done. 

The crows unfurled their wings and took flight in a flurry of black feathers and shrill cries. The orange light of the setting sun turned the thick blood the colour of liquid copper as it dripped down the glinting steel of Stannis’ sword. Some men let out a great cheer, as the Turncloak’s pitiful head rested in a crimson-soaked wicker basket - whilst others maintained a grim silence. His Grace’s lips had drawn to a thin line, as ever, his face betraying little emotion as the body left behind went limp, slumping against the block. Stannis’ eyes flicked towards the figure most prominent there - Asha Greyjoy. Huddled in a bearskin cloak, she stood beside the corpse of her brother, as still as stone. The Stag King had forbidden any tampering with Theon Greyjoy’s body - perhaps it was a mercy, if only for Asha’s sake. 

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GUYS LOOK I WROTE/DREW A THING

modern au » outlaw biker greyjoys
when money, power & control is all that matters in your family, who exactly can you trust?

will finish all my replies a bit later! gonna play some witcher for a while. let me know if you’d like to strike up a thread or something.

thegreatestgreyjoy asked: The Crash: 30's Depression Au

God, it had hit them hard. 

When they were younger - in the twenties - they had had it all. Parties, cars, nice clothes, books and toys. They hadn’t wanted for a thing. Balon and Alannys smiled and kissed one another, Euron paraded about in his expensive suits, and Aeron and Victarion laughed. But none of them laughed now. That great big manse of theirs had grown as silent as the grave. Barely, they managed to cling to it - the vestiges of a time gone by. A beautiful three-storey buildling, with a small swimming pool and a nice garden. The Greyjoys had never been the richest - no, those were the Lannisters (those bastards were still well off and living in luxury, whilst the rest of the country suffered).

Collection of Drabble Prompts

(none of these are mine shh)
War: Your character and mine have been assigned to the same unit in a war. They are also battle buddies.
Lost: Your character took a wrong turn at Albuquerque - my character is going to try to guide yours home
Shipwrecked: We were on a three hour cruise, now we're the only survivors.
Zombie Apocalypse: That's it, they're done for. Might as well go down swinging right? Or maybe they can beat this thing....somehow
Medieval Court: Avoid court scandal? Is your character a prince and mine a princess from a far off court, are they courtier friends? Sky's the limit.
Revenge: Your character has called on mine to exact revenge on someone for something (npc or third character, or fourth welcome)
Absolution: Something terrible happened, and our characters were the cause. Guilt eats away at them every day. Do they find a way to make things right? Or spiral into darkness?
Broken Home: They were happy once, and then they weren't. Our characters are in an abusive relationship.
Take it and leave: Our characters are part of a hold up, are they victims or perpetrators? Worse yet - are they on opposite sides of this equation (best suited for 3+)
The Asylum: One of our characters has been deemed "mad", and the other is the assigned Physician to cure them of this madness.
Stepford: A hoity toity gated community has extended an invitation for our big wig characters to move in. What happens when the wife becomes...perfect?
Saying Goodbye: One of our characters is dying, and instead of just telling the other, they take them on a whirl wind travel tour - ticking off things on their bucket list with their best friend.
You Owe Me: Mafia families with two kids who are best friends. Merger in the making, or war?
Shackled: My character finally got caught, and the only way to save them is to have them shackled to yours for a month.
Star Struck: Our characters space craft has broken down, and life support is on the fritz. Can our character's fix the problem or will they die in space?
Glitz and Glam: Personal assistant to the rising Star. Are they friends? or do they hate each? Are they lovers?
The Crash: 30's Depression Au
I'm Sorry: My character feels guilty for being behind the wheel during the accident that left yours in the hospital.
Drunken Mistakes: Did they get married? What's going on? Our characters can't remember and have to piece together the night before.
Dark Siders: Flip character alignments
Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason
Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave
Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa
Dream: My character will have a dream about your character
Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare.
Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.
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Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa.
Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa.
Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character.
Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together.
Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer
Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa.
Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa.
Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa.
Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa.
Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.
Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’
Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner.
Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character
Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner
Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body
Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun
Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally.
Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify.
Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason.
Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.
Give Me: my character will give yours a gift
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Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify.
Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three.
Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick.
Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.
Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify.
Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it.
Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours.
Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours.
Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character.
Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light.
Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify.
Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.
Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa.
Gloves: How my character deals with news from yours, Specify
Snow: Our characters in the cold together.
Rain: I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.
Kill: I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours.
Love: I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours.
Lust: I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together.
Date: I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.
Defend: I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours.
Fight: I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours.
Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together
Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another
Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other
Stars: Our characters under the stars together
Snow: Our characters in the cold together
Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other
Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together.
Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight
Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present
Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other
Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.
~CUTSIE ONES~
A Little Sleepy: Your muse falling asleep on my muse.
Cuddles: Our muses cuddling.
Mmph!: Our muses accidentally kissing.
A Little Messy!: Our muses being adorable cleaning up a mess together.
Hold Me...: Your muse has had a nightmare and comes to cuddle mine for safety.
I Kind Of...: My muse confessing that they love yours.
~FEELSY ONES~
Don't Leave Me!: Your muse is dying in my muses arms and mine is frantic, doesn't want to lose you, and doesn't know what to do about it.
Better Me Than You: My muse sacrificing themselves to save the life of yours.
Goodbye: My muse dying in your muse's arms.
A Click And A Bang: My muse accidentally killing yours.
Together Or Not At All: Our muses dying together, telling all their secrets and confessing things.

lol just saying if mads mikkelsen plays euron i’m just going to stop watching the show all together thanks bye

Track: asoiaf accent meme
Artist: dis bitch right here
Album: the smooth sounds of maddie's voice

asoiaf accent challenge

(i’ve got the flu atm so my voice is super husky)

  •  name, username, name of your blog?
  •  where do you live?
  •  pronounce these words: westeros, shekh ma shieraki anni, cersei, vaes dothrak, viserys, xaro xhoan daxos, stark, lannister, baratheon, deepwood motte, winter, arya, catelyn, yunkai, sigil, khaleesi, viserion, drogon,rhaegal, daenerys, aerys, edric, myrcella, arianne martell, melisandre, valar morghulis, valar dohaeris, braavos,  balon, hizdahr zo loraq, arakh, dolorous edd, lysa, roose, beric dondarrion, r’hllor, harrenhal, gregor clegane,jaqen h’ghar, meereen, maester, jeyne, hodor.
  • which house are you from?
  • which of the 5 kings (robb, renly, joffrey, balon, stannis) do you fight for?
  • favorite character?
  •  favorite book?
  • favorite sigil and words? 
  • north, south or across the narrow sea?
  • who do you think will sit on the iron throne in the end?
  • shaggydog, grey wind, summer, lady, nymeria or ghost?
  •   would you join the nights watch?
  •  most hated character?
  • khaleesi or queen?
  • dragons or direwolves?
  • which god(s) do you pray to?
  • then finish with your favorite line from the series (fun fact i knew this line off by heart)